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Love in the Air??
Men, gone are the days when we were supposed to be the dominant of the species. We have to be much more careful now, as the women of the 00's (nought's or naughty's ) are nothing like the women of the 90's. Not long ago, we considered women's place to be in the kitchen, and assumed that the reason they have smaller feet than us is so that can get closer to the kitchen sink!!

The man in the above photo, came in drunk to his awaiting lady friend, after a good night on the town. Needless to say, he was as sober as Oliver Reed on a good day, when he waddled his way into his girlfriends flat. When he attempted to speak (probably to explain his predicament), it was as comprehendible as a wild Walrus's mating call. It was obvious to him that the best thing for him to do was nothing more than splay himself on the bed and make his journey to the "Dream World".

Meanwhile, in the real world, his girlfriend being perfect and all, helped him undress, took his shoes off... then she realised she had just broken several laws in the "Health and Safety" codes of conduct. Rather than leave the footwear in the house, lingering the toxic fumes that would probably cause inconceivable illness to it's occupants, she decided to place them outside on the balcony. Sure would have been a plus for the tenants living the flat above, if they decided to have a romantic viewing of the Bristol Night Sky, out on their balcony.

This is where the 00's spirit kicks in. She decided that humiliation would be the key to sorting this behaviour. So what does she do?? She gets a permanent maker and practices her artistic skill on her man's face. Resulting in the above picture.
The man, quite obviously in planet Zog, whilst his lady friend used his face as a slate to practice her graffiti techniques.

Moral of the story: If you are going to get pissed, make sure you bring booze to get her pissed too. By doing so, both of you can be as useful as Gary Glitter was to being a positive role model to society.